Friday, April 1, 2011

Kelly Brown from Malaysia


I'm trying to sell my car. In a week I've received a few lukewarm offers but the most aggressive came from Kelly Brown. Kelly Brown from Malaysia. His first email to me seemed innocent enough:

Greetings,
I'm interested in add you posted. So I want to know if it's still available for sale?
Sincerely, 
Kelly Brown

Kelly is such a nice guy he's shipping the car to his dad all the way to Malaysia. Not to mention, I was offered $1,000 over my asking price. And Kelly Brown wants to pay me "ASAP." Candidly, I feel like the luckiest guy on the face of the earth.

Seriously though someone buy my car please. It's a good car. It has wheels - 4 of them. It goes different directions and sometimes in the snow it goes sideways. It makes noise when you turn it on, mostly from the front area. It even drinks gasoline - but isn't like a 'heavy' drinker - it drinks in moderation. Also, car has flashlights in the front and back. $7400 but I'm negotiable.

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