Just a Yank playing Soccer

Joined the office soccer league...

Mike - 

You will be added to the football email list old chap. It goes out every week asking who is up for playing, you just need to reply if you want to play. It’s 5-a-side, but we often struggle for numbers and on occasion play 7 a-side. So not a problem.

Also you'll be keen to outshine Erik as the best Yank – up to now Erik has been the best, but only Yank

Laters,

Lee 

Erik. Put. That soccer ball. Down.

Soccer ball's are for closers only. You think I'm f*cking with you? I am not f*cking with you. I'm here from the USA. I'm here from Obama and Biden. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Erik? You call yourself a Yank Soccer Player you son of a bitch?

To give you a soccer ball is just throwing it away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

 

Hey Mike

First I heard that you got the job, so congratulations and hope you can join us for some footy…and early introduction to the British culture (otherwise known as Beer & football).  You may be increasing the US contingent in our games, but we are NEVER going to call it soccer, so you better get used to that one quickly!

Buzz

Yeah, probably still going to call it soccer...