Another Fruit Bites the Dust

I'm allergic to strawberries now. Came outta left field. I can't remember the last time I had a strawberry but I definitely don't remember eating them and having my lip swell up huge and become extremely itchy. What the hell man. This just adds to the list of sh*t I can't eat. On my death bed I'm going to have my family bring me endless baskets of plums, peaches, cherries, and every variety of apple out there. And now they'll be serving platters of delicous strawberries. They say that if you have this allergy many times you'll develop an allergy to kiwi and pinapple, as they have a very similar protein. If these two go down sh*t's gonna hit the fan. If my doctor says to eat more fruits and vegetables it'll be a slap in the face. Doc, I can only do 50% of what you say. The other 50% will make my mouth itch. I'm damaged goods.