Get Me Out of Here

I feel like Tom Hanks in 'Big' right now when he's playing the floor piano. I'm in a great mood and loving life.



Finally I'm getting out of this hell hole of an apartment. 

Homeless people, 14 yr olds boning in the middle of the sidewalk on a Tuesday evening, unemployed alcoholics everywhere, constant sirens and unceasing noise, bedbug infestations that won't end, hallways that smell like old meat...but, I digress...

Now...just need to find another place. This can't be too hard right? It's hard to get worse than Elephant & Castle. I would have to really try to find a worse place so things can only go up from here.